Alice Goodbody (1974)

Hollywood is a dirty town, and nowhere is that better illustrated than in the zany sex comedy Alice Goodbody (1974). That dirtiness is revealed in the exposed hourglass figure of Sharon Kelly, who plays the titular Miss Goodbody. She's a dim-witted cinephile slash actress spending her time slinging hash and toast while waiting for her big break. When she meets Myron Mittleman (David Kaufman), he offers her a role in a new rock opera about the life of Julius Caesar. Our starlet with Tinseltown ambitions jumps at the opportunity, and isn't afraid to let a fella play with her titties if it means advancing her career via using her rear. Soon enough, Alice working every corner of the casting couch to make it in Hollywood. And sure enough, once Alice starts using that good body of hers she's bound to become a star! Wanna see her naked? #Metoo! Yeah, the plot of this one might be kind of gross in the wake of all that we now know about all those gross producers trading jerking for working, but things were different back in the 70's. Along the way to achieving her acting dreams, Sharon shows off her huge rack, which makes a kinky serving tray for a food fetishist eating an ice cream sundae off her naked body. That'll make you cream! Then, she is bandaged and bruised yet still manages to flash her tits and lady bits boning her leading man. That's star quality! Other than Sharon, in what is essentiall a cameo Angela Carnon plays the ace in the hole of a hungry talent scout. See, Angela can make beautiful music with her hole, as she proves whistling Dixie on a harmonica placed on her other set of lips. Oh, Susanna! Won't you go down on me? With scenes like that, how could you not have a good time watching Alice Goodbody?