Despite a sporadic career, Alexandra Gilbreath has provoked plenty of steady erections. There was a full decade between Alexandra’s work as a teen actress and her first adult appearance on the 1992 BBC mystery series A Touch of Frost. It was worth the wait, though, to see how Alexandra had matured into a cute blonde with magnificent melons. She only made one more appearance in the ’90s, but our waiting paid off when she emerged in the decadent dramedy Dead Babies (2000). Her shameless antics make Dead Babies sexy, and she even gets together with co-stars Olivia Williams and Hayley Carr to make up a topless threesome (or is that a sextet?) on the beach. Alexandra followed up with a TV series (Monarch of the Glen) and the TV movie The Project (2002), so maybe we won’t all be old men before Gilbreath returns to take our breath away.