Godard Mon Amour (2017)

Before Michel Hazanavicius received the Best Director Academy Award for his work on Oscar’s Best Picture winner The Artist (2011), he was influenced by French New Wave filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard. As such, Hazanavicius imagines how Godard (Louis Garrel) and seventeen year old actress Anne Wiazemsky (Stacy Martin) hooked up in the sixties. The two got hitched in 1967, the same year Anne starred in two of Godard’s films: La Chinoise and Week End. Based loosely on Wiazemsky’s 2015 book Un An Après (One Year After), this biopic chronicles the early days of their marriage. While the film seems like it might only appeal to fans of French cinema, skinophiles will go gaga over it as well. That’s because Ms. Martin spends most of the movie in varying states of undress. In addition to donning an itsy bitsy teeny weeny red bikini on the beach, the skintastic actress wears less inside. Just 6 minutes in, the nude ingénue flashes her ass in bed! We then see her bare breasts when she gets up and struts her stuff in the buff. Merci beaucoup! No wonder, Jean-Luc only had eyes (and another part of his anatomy) for her. Mr. Skin feels the same, especially at the 54-minute mark when the sexy brunette shows off her naked chest and white panties. All of her fine flesh will make you Grow-dard! If that’s not risqué enough, the svelte starlet shows off her boobage, bunnage, and fluffy muffage while brushing her teeth. Let’s hear it for getting oral!