Yorkshire-born blonde Zoe Lucker is no terrier, though you’ll likely howl at her fine tail. She’s been a staple on the British boob tube for a number of years but really caught the eye of Mr. Skin when she landed the role of Tanya Turner in the sexy hit series Footballers’ Wives. Before landing the role she was about to give up acting for teaching. While the world needs more teachers to have dirty fantasies over, it’s better that we can see Zoe’s goalposts, which she’s flashed often. It is, after all, a full-body-contact sport.