X-Men: First Class (2011)

Marvel’s X-Men franchise gets a sexy retro reboot with X-Men: First Class (2011). The story begins with Magneto, aka Erik Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender), a young Jewish boy who is spared from death by the nefarious Nazi Sebastian Shaw (Kevin Bacon). Shaw wants to use Erik for his own evil ends, but Erik escapes and begins killing the Nazis who are slaughtering his people. After the war ends, Erik escapes and meets Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) and his adopted sister Raven (Jennifer Lawrence), aka Mystique, who also have remarkable abilities. While this motley band of mutants makes an alliance with the CIA, Shaw is organizing the sinister Hellfire Club, whose goal is nothing less than the death of all humans. As the mutants of the world take sides, the Cold War begins to heat up around them, leading to an epic battle that will decide the fate of the human race. Mad Men’s January Jones costars as Emma Frost, a telepathic mutant whose superpowers include a gravity-defying pair of chest melons. January wears either a skimpy white bra and miniskirt or an even skimpier bikini throughout the film, but she never gives us a peek at what’s underneath. Frost, you’re as cold as ice! Plus, Rose Byrne peels to her underwear going undercover, Zoe Kravitz gets retro sexy as winged go-go dancer Angel, and Jennifer Lawrence strips down to her blue birthday suit as Mystique, but like January these mouth-watering mutants don’t show their superboobs. Where’s the X-man who can unhook bra straps with his mind? Now THAT would be a superpower.