Emily Brontë’s torrid tale is retooled and refueled as Wuthering Heights (2003) for Generation Next by MTV. Boy toys Christopher Masterson and Johnny Whitworth devour delicious girl-candy co-stars such as Erika Christensen and Katherine Heigl in a made-for-TV wankfest that adds much-needed lusty leverage to the classic. The always-alluring Christensen plays Cate to the very hairy newbie Mike Vogel’s Heath. The twosome trips the flights and fancies of jealousy and passion in a modern-day California community known as “The Heights.”