Wrong Turn 5 (2012)

Forget about GPS, Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012) is all about T&A! Maybe that’s why movie goers are turned on by the Wrong Turn franchise. Oddly enough, this slasher flick is a prequel to Wrong Turn (2003) as well as being a sequel to Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011). After the sanatorium massacre in the previous pic, Three Finger (Borislav Iliev), Saw Tooth (George Karlukovski), and One Eye (Radoslav Parvanov) go on a cannibalistic killing spree with the help of Maynard Odets (Doug Bradley). As fate would have it, they cross paths with a group of college kids in the woods. In other words, Billy (Simon Ginty), Cruz (Amy Lennox), Lita (Roxanne McKee), Gus (Paul Luebke), and Julian (Oliver Hoare) just entered their worst nightmare. As for dreams, the movie begins with a bang when Ms. Lennox bares her breasts while getting banged in a tent at the 55-second mark. What a way to start things off! As the plot thickens, we meet Sheriff Angela Carter (Camilla Arfwedson), Deputy Kevin Biggs (Kyle Redmond Jones), Virginia ‘Ginny’ Kelly (Rosie Holden), and lusty Linda (Borisa Tutundjieva) who flashes her headlights to hump an on-duty cop in his squad car. Watch out for the stick shift! Per the other films — Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007), Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009), Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014) and Wrong Turn (2021) — fans can expect blood and boobs. Yet Mr. Skin is hoping for bush and butt in the next installment!