Wolfcop (2014)

The fuzz gets really fuzzy in the comedy horror flick WolfCop (2014). When the small and quaint town of Woodhaven gets overrun with meth dealers, thugs, and other shady dudes, alcoholic police officer Lou Garou (Leo Fafard) doesn’t budge from his well-worn barstool at the local drinking hole. But when the liquored up law enforcer goes on a call to break up a party in the woods, his life takes a drastic turn. In an unexplainable moment, Lou goes from walking through the woods to waking up in his own bed with a pentagram carved into his chest. It’s only a matter of time before the police officer inexplicably starts going through a beastly transformation when a full moon hits, and he now finds that he’s a rage-filled werewolf. Joined by his pal Willie (Jonathan Cherry), a gun shop owner and conspiracy theory nut, and Jessica (Sarah Lind), a sexy bartender, the three of them try to get to the bottom of his monstrous alter-ego. While in his werewolf form, Lou also gets to the bottom of Sarah Lind and gives her a banging from behind, which gives us a look at Lind’s luscious lacktoids. Not to be outdone, Cheryl Mazil makes with mams as she wakes up and turns over in bed. Mr. Skin would like to wolf down on these dames and cop a feel or two!