Victoria Principal Nude

In the 1970s, while starring on CBS's global mega-smash Dallas, Victoria Principal burned about as hot as any sex symbol ever had. Lately, however, she is more likely to be seen hawking her private line of cosmetics in late-night infomercials than scorching up tawdry nighttime soap plots. Victoria made an immediate splash in Hollywood, earning a Golden Globe nomination for "Most Promising Newcomer-Female" for her work alongside Paul Newman in The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972). But we knew she was a promising nudecomer soon after, when she appeared au naturale in the sex farce The Naked Ape (1972). We were barely done spanking the monkey to that role when she appeared in the pilot episode of Fantasy Island, but Victoria really had TV viewers fantasizing about that good Texas Tea (&A) in 1978, when she took the role of Pamela Barnes Ewing on Dallas. As Pam Ewing, the wife of idealistic oil heir Bobby Ewing, she displayed the virtues all men want in their women: she was supportive, loving, and had the kind of body that could make any man's drill spout a gusher! But it wasn't just her work in Dallas that had Victoria giving all the fellas "Big D", in the early '80s (while dating and occasionally singing with Andy Gibb) she became a spokeswoman for a national chain of fitness centers. The spots featured Victoria adorned in skintight spandex showing off her mammoth D-cup dumbbells. This led her to produce a string of popular workout tapes and books. Her body still looked great in 1995, when Victoria starred in Dancing in the Dark. But while the looks at her body under a towel were all her, Victoria used a body double for the film's nude scene. We should boycott that movie on Principal! But we can't be too upset, since two year later Victoria let us in on her secret, showing a quick glimpse of her big city titties in Love in Another Town (1997). We went to town on ourselves watching it, not knowing it was the last time Victoria would show us all she had. She kept working on episodes of Providence and The Practice, while appearing in the occasional Dallas reunion, but mainly focused on her skincare line and philanthropic work. While we understand showing her elite body may not be her principal focus, we wish Victoria would give us one last glimpse. We've been bad boys, and need to be sent to Victoria Principal's office.