Trainspotting (1996)

Ewan McGregor and Robert Carlyle broke onto the international scene with Trainspotting (1996), the tale of Scottish junkies living in the gutter. Meanwhile, dicks broke out of zippers all over the world after filmgoers spotted Pauline Lynch and Kelly MacDonald. The film’s a memorable look at lowlifes who choose to waste their existence. Still, the filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves for showing Pauline and Kelly as fringe benefits of the junkie culture. It’s a good case against just saying no. On the other hand, you’ll soon get addicted to our clips of these lovely ladies helping out lascivious losers. The skin-ful scene takes place 26 minutes into the flick, and you'll get a great look at Kelly dropping her dress to real her casabas, followed by her getting high on Ewan McGregor's meat-syringe, then flashes some full-frontal fuzz as she gets dressed afterward. You can also get a good look at Lynch's tits while she gets it doggy-style on a TV monitor.  Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear, and matching luggage. Choose your future, but why would anyone want to do a thing like that? Such is the tagline for this classic and harrowing comedy/drama about drug addiction and the depraved people that engage in it. Flesh fiends can appreciate much about this film, but the thing we choose the most is re-watching those nude scenes featuring Pauline and Kelly. Now we just may have to choose to take off our pants and wank one out!