The Tudors (2007-2010)

Sixteenth-century England was a more salacious time than one would expect—amongst the beheadings, annulments and church-building was plenty of royal randiness in the house of Tudor, and at the center of it all was young Henry VIII, the star of the 2007 Showtime drama The Tudors. Lasting four seasons, Showtime viewers watched Jonathan Rhys Meyers play a surprisingly skinny version of the infamous turkey leg chomping ruler. While his marriages and divorces play a prominent role, this one covers the dynasty from many more unique angles. We see Henry executing the traitorous Duke of Buckingham (Steven Waddington), pops out an illegitimate baby with Elizabeth Blount (Ruta Gedmintas), deals with the deadly British "sweating sickness," commands his army to try and take control of Boulogne, France, and puts to death any traitors who dare attempt to defy him. But if you're watching a show about Henry VIII, then of course you want to see the wives: Katherine of Aragon (Maria Doyle Kennedy), Anne Boleyn (Natalie Dormer), Jane Seymour (Anita Briem), Ann of Cleves (Joss Stone), Catherine Howard (Tamzin Merchant) and Catherine Parr (Joely Richardson). As the oft-married king, lucky Jonathan Rhys Meyers gets to stick his scepter into a never-ending parade of lusty ladies-in-waiting, but it's not just the queens getting the peens, all sorts of women are naked in this one. Years before  she was the Game of Throner giving us a boner, the delicious Natalie Dormer was flashing tits as Anne Boleyn as she rides Henry in the forest. No word on if she let him do annul! As Henry's thin, blonde, fifth wife Catherine, Tamzin Merchant at least got to do it in the bedroom a bunch of times, which lets us see T&A from her a bunch off times! Rebekah Wainwright has a great ass, too! Fiona Ryan and Rebecca Friberg briefly play with each other's nipples to titilate a dude, while Ruta Gedmintas prefers letting a fella lick hers! Thos tits would have any horny bastard putting a a bastard child in her! Slaine Kelly is English noblewoman Lady Jane Howard, and you wouldn't believe how hard did she get us getting undressed by the fire? Joanne King showed cans and ass, Michele McGrath and Goranna McDonald took part in a topless threesome, Krystin Pellerin's pair pops out as she makes out with a man by a tree, Charlotte Salt made a scene super spicy with her boob and butt, we could go on and on. Add to that ass from Anna Brewster, delightful knockers from Lorna Doyle, and a whole lot more, and we need a lesson in getting that much action from The Tudors.