The Snow Queen (2013)

Turns out that the whole time we've been worrying about global warming, we should have been preparing for The Snow Queen (2013). The ice-cold enchantress known as The Snow Queen (Nadia Lanfranconi) is a supernatural entity who has been hiding out in the coldest reaches of the planet, gathering power for her coming conquest of mankind. Now she's been driven out of her icy enclave, and it's going to take two teams of warriors, one from the medieval past and one from present-day Southern California, to defeat her. Apparently the most powerful weapon against a demonic Snow Queen is warm female flesh, as brave fighters Aurelia Scheppers, Iren Levy and Jenny Allford all charge booblong into battle to defeat her. The Snow Queen will get you harder than permafrost!