The Portrait (1992)

The Portrait (1992) is not like The Portrait of Dorian Grey. Nor is it like Canadian art heist thriller Canvas with Gary Busey. You ever see that? That's a nutty, nutty movie. Sallah from Indiana Jones is in that one too. He's not in this flick though. This one's got a fantastic if brief full frontal scene from Gwynyth Walsh! It's definitely not long enough, but it's hotter than all get out!