The Pizzagate Massacre (2020)

Wake up, Sheeple! There might not be enough tin foil on the planet to insulate our precious brain waves from the mind control machine that is keeping us from the truth!  The lizard over-lords are using coded messages to create secret baby eating sex cults in the basement of popular pizza chains all over the greater Austin, Texas area and there is nothing we can do to stop them.  Well, nothing WE can do, but for a headstrong amateur journalist with a knack for sniffing out leads and an extreme, far-right wing militia man with a stockpile of guns and ammo and checkered white supremacist history, if they team up, they just might be able to beat this alien cabal!  In this biting and pitch black satire that is basically ripped from the headlines of modern conspiracy theory ramblings online, we follow Duncan (Tinus Seaux), a man with a swastika tatted on his chest who knows something is a foot at his local pizza place.  He might seem like a guy whose gone down the rabbit hole of crazy for far too long, but he manages to convince Karen (Alexandria Payne) that where there is smoke, there is fire; or more so, where there is coded pizza topping language, there is a basement full of kids soon to be eaten by lizard people!  SO the pair straps on their highest caliber weapons and head into the battleground of the pizzeria where the cheesiness is not just dripping off the pies, but also the hilarious plot twists and turns in the dark comedy!  Lucky for us too, Alexandria Payne shows a little undies while gearing up for war in The Pizzagate Massacre!