The Night Before (2015)

If you’re looking for a holiday hoot, check out the R rated romp The Night Before (2015) — not to be confused with the PG-13 comedy The Night Before (1988) starring Keanu Reeves and Lori Loughlin or the same-named Beatles song from 1965. Instead, the title of this flick refers back to 1823 as it borrows the opening line “’Twas the night before Christmas” from the poem A Visit from Saint Nicholas. In other words, this seasonal pic may have you unwrapping your pants to reach for your package. Set in NYC, the story follows three men embarking on real adulthood (you know, the kind with children). As such, they long to have one more Christmas Eve free of parental responsibility. That means Isaac (Seth Rogen), Chris (Anthony Mackie) and Ethan (Joseph Gordon Levitt) will spend December 24th seeking out marijuana, magic mushrooms, karaoke, strip clubs, and an invite to the exclusive Nutcracker Ball. Needless to say, mayhem and Christmams abound! The festive film includes Lizzy Caplan, Miley Cyrus, Mindy Kaling, Jillian Bell, Heléne Yorke, Lorraine Toussaint, and the heaving cleavage on Hannah Townsend! Not to be upstaged, stripper babe Nicola Fiore dons an arousing getup designed to get men off. As she shakes her be-thonged buns, the exotic dancer puts the motion into this motion picture! If that’s not hot enough, hottie Ilana Glazer shows off her flexibility as she gets into all sorts of positions while she is banged in a bar bathroom. Can we get a ho, ho, ho?