The Long Weekend (2005)

Ed Waxman (Brendan Fehr) is uptight, responsible, and thoroughly adult. His brother Cooper (Chris Klein) is a sex-mad party animal. Put these boys together for a couple of days and you’ve got The Long Weekend (2005), not to be confused with the Academy Award-winning movie The Lost Weekend (1945). In this comic pic, Ed mopes around after a bad breakup. This motivates Cooper to launch himself into mega-stud overdrive in an attempt to cheer up his younger sibling and change his luck with the ladies. All manner of disastrous confusion, hilarious embarrassment, and, breast of all, spontaneous female nudity results as their plans go uproariously awry. For starters, Ellen (Cobie Smulders) slips a nip when she invites her man into her bed. Meanwhile Susie (Chelan Simmons) dons a fishnet getup designed to get men off. The same can be said for the pink lace lingerie Kim (Chandra West) appears in. Not to be upstaged, a stripper babe (Jennifer Walther) shows off her be-thonged buns and nude boobs. That goes double for adult performer Holly Eglington who peels off her red, white and blue brassiere to flaunt her plastic fantastics on stage. Suffice it to say, Mr. Skin was saluting her patriotic act in his pants! Of course, we can’t forget to mention the bedroom scene wherein Catherine Devine’s cans look divine as she gets caught reverse cowgirling a guy for a video camera. Yee haw! All things considered equal, this is one weekend that will leave male viewers long in the schlong!