It’s good to be the King--especially when you’re Timothy Dalton and can claim Valeria Golino as your personal property, despite her being betrothed to some other boner. Valeria turns out to be a real vixen in The King's Whore (1990), though, and King Dalton eventually falls in love with her--which is good, because it’s better to get a little head in the royal bed than from the royal chopping block. The bad news is that Valeria grows old with her royal lover, leading to a few unfortunate later nude scenes featuring a skin disease.