Two people attempt to pry themselves away from their cell phones and connect with each other in Textuality (2011). Breslin (Jason Lewis) and Simone (Carly Pope) are both attractive, young (technically) single and crazy about each other-- so what's the problem? The multiple relationships each is juggling on their Blackberries at any given moment. They're so glued to their devices, in fact, that Jason keeps texting even in a jacuzzi with sexy Kristen Hager and in bed with thong-clad Holly Dignard, and Carly can't put down her iThing even as she lies in bed in her bra. That's not Mr. Skin's kind of Crackberry, guys.