Swamp Shark (2011)

A shallow swamp is no place for a shark, but that doesn’t matter to the Paleolithic protagonist of Swamp Shark (2011). Robert Davi does his best Tommy Lee Jones impression as Sheriff David, the lawman of a small Louisiana town with a severe man-eating shark problem. To make things worse, the bayou beaches are crawling with nubile, bikini-clad shark bait gearing up for the town’s annual Gator Fest. Then local bar owner Rachel Bouchard (Kristy Swanson), upset about the impending loss of business, takes matters into her own AK-47 equipped hands.

Your great white will turn into a hammerhead when you see bikini babes Ashton Leigh and Natacha Itzel frolicking in the water, blissfully unaware of their impending fishy doom. Talk about a blue bayou!