Susanne Berckhemer is a German act-chest who studied and graduated from the Bavarian August Everding Theatre Academy in Munich. She earned a degree in comedy. That’s funny, she doesn’t look like a clown. Clowns are painted up and outfitted in baggy pants and oversized shoes, plus we don’t want to fuck them. We do want to fuck Susanne. She’s been more than fuckable (if that’s even possible) on local boob tube series, such as Tatort and Verliebt in Berlin. The closest we’ve come to seeing her naughty bits, though, was in the thriller about a masker killer called School’s Out 2 - Die Insel der Angst (2001). It’s only a nip-slip, but that’s enough to make us come, and come back for more.