You're not the only one playing with snakes. Celebs do it too, and they're also naked. See, we're more the same than different.
Ever piece of Lucy Liu in Flypaper (1997) is shown for your viewing pleasure, before she gets herself pleasured by her man and then bit by a snake (not his). You'll be stickier than flypaper after seeing this. Samantha McLeod in Snakes on a Plane (2006) is getting snaked by her man before the snake munches on her mams. Glenda Kemp in Snake Dancer (1976) is dancing with a snake, as the title promises, but also fully nude, and your snake will be dancing in your pants, we promise. Barbara Alyn Woods in Striptease (1996) is a stripper, natch, but she doesn't really need any props to add to her sexiness, though the snake is a nice touch. Now, how about touching yourself? Giant boobs from Raven De La Croix in The Lost Empire (1985) and a giant snake, like the one you're stroking in your hands. Deborah Caprioglio in Spiando Marina (1994) naked in bed with a snake, but the reptile kind, unfortunately or fortunately, depending on which way you swing. Laura Gemser in Black Cobra (1976) shows her love of racial and reptile equality as she dances topless with a dark slitherer. Brigitte Bako in Dark Tide (1993) gets a surprise naked in the tub when a snake makes its way up her luscious lungs. Cobras shouldn't be instruments of torture, they're living creatures, but that's just what one is used on Judith M. Brown in The Big Doll House (1971). But at least it was a pleasure we bet for the cobra. Huge boobs and a snake on Glori-Anne Gilbert in Satanic Yuppies (1996). Are there any other kind of Yuppies?
Oh the skin we'll scale to deliver you the goodies.