Crimp-haired cutie Stacey Nelkin is a mad, mad, mad, mad girl, beginning her career in a series of wacky comedies like Goin’ Ape (1981), Serial (1980), and “the Mad magazine movie”, Up the Academy (1980). But her most famous movie role may, ironically, be the one that got her zero screen time. She was cast as a “sixth replicant” in the sci-fi cult classic Blade Runner (1982), but due to the film’s bloated budget her part was cut before shooting began. Stacey made the breast of it, though, by starring in the killer-mask movie Halloween III: Season of the Witch that same year. She made her one and only nude film appearance in Halloween III; when she steps out of the shower 38 minutes in, a brief flash of her boobs and Nelkin pelkin can be seen. Recently, Stacey has switched gears from actress to relationship expert, helping lonely singles find love with wisdom gained from her relationships with Woody Allen and Barry Bostwick. She’s written a book for young couples called “You Can’t Afford to Break Up: How an Empty Wallet and a Dirty Mind Can Save Your Relationship.” But where’s the guide on how to hook up with you, Stacey?