You'd think the hairy palms at Skin Central would tire of writing about young, blonde, and naked German chicks. You don't know us very well do you? As long as the Fatherland keeps producing them, we'll keep writing about them. Take Sonja Bertram, a small-breasted variety of the species who has only been naked once in Der Ietzte Zeuge, a boob-tube police drama where Sonja plays a victim. Unlike in American police dramas, the morgue scenes in German procedurals are often the liveliest, like with Sonja’s scene where she’s dead and topless. At least she makes the most of it.