Shelter (2015)

We’re not sure what The Rolling Stones wanted when they recorded and released “Gimme Shelter” (1970), but when Mr. Skin declares that need, he’s referring to the movie Shelter (2014) starring sexpot Jennifer Connelly. Not to be confused with the short film Shelter (1997) or the horror flick The Shelter (2014), this pic was written and directed by Jen’s real-life hubby with a chubby Paul Bettany. Who better would know the skintastic starlet’s good angles? The choice to zero in on her pokies, for example, was a genius move. Jennifer plays Hannah, a heroin addict who steals and sells her body to survive on the streets. There, she meets and falls in love with a Muslim musician named Tahir (Anthony Mackie). Together, the two try to learn from their past mistakes in order to create a promising future. Even though Tahir saves Hannah from suicide, he must eventually join his wife and child, both of whom have already died. Anyone who saw Darren Aronofsky’s drug drama Requiem for a Dream (2000) knows Jen plus heroin equals bush! And, at the risk of repeating herself, the brunette exposes her fluffy muff at the 53-minute mark when she pulls her panties down to inject herself with heroin. Yet the film’s money shot comes twenty minutes later when we see her face covered in a security guard’s spunk in exchange for him giving her a place to stay for the night. Geez Jen, you could have come over to stay with us at Skin Central!