Secrets of the Clown (2007) chronicles a curious love triangle between Bobbie (Paul Pierro), his best gal Val (Kelli Clevenger), and Val’s clown doll to which she seems unnaturally attached. Bobbie is also haunted by the murder of his best friend, and things turn really sticky as fresh bodies pile up around town. Through it all, there’s that clown doll, giving everyone the creeps. Susie Grant and Michelle Brancato add sex to the festivities, busting out their topless clown noses. Honk! Honk!