Sandy Gardiner is a svelte Australian brunette with high cheekbones that give us a boner. She landed in the business of show in a few uncredited performances, the titles of which make a short poem about her and what we’d like to do to her, Shine (1996), Spank (1999) and Sample People (2000). It wasn’t until the straight-to-video horror flick, Welcome to the Jungle (2007), that we finally got a good look at Sandy’s beach. The story of two young couples in the New Guinea wilderness to find a lost Rockefeller heir who disappeared in 1961, is notable for Sandy’s bikini body, which she shows off in a bikini and without. Next time we’d like to see her jungle, though.