Red Heat (1985)

Talk about a meeting of the mounds, in the women's prison flick Red Heat (1985) Sylvia Kristel, the sexy star of Lady Chatterley's Lover (1974) and four Emmanuelle scorchers, gets to mingle with Exorcist (1973) head turner Linda Blair. Linda is no stranger to the girls-behind-bars genre, having already appeared in Chained Heat (1983), but this one adds a little Cold War intrigue to the sexy Sapphic situation. Not to be confused with the Arnie movie of the same name, this one stars Linda as Christine Carlson, a college girl in West Germany visiting her military boyfriend. They canoodle at a fancy hotel, that just happens to be secretly hosting a huge meeting between the CIA, West Germany, and a defecting East German scientist. When a bunch of East German agents show up and kidnap the scientist, Christine sees it, so they kidnap her too. Stuck in an East German jail with a sadistic lesbian warden (Elizabeth Volkmann), and the warden's number one ally, AKA the baddest bitch on the cell block Sofia (Sylvia Kristel), Christine has to figure out how to survive. Will her GI beau manage to break Christine out, or is she set to be the fresh piece of meat the inmates in the Communist nation share with each other? As is expected from a women in prison flick, there's an incredible group shower scene where we see Linda, Sylvia, Sonja Martin and Sue Kiels sudsing off their suck sacks together. Sylvia's the ravishing redhead who we'll later see getting lezzy with another political prisoner. Those perky poppers will give your pole a special kind of tickle! Sonja's the gorgeous young one with the humongous hooters minding her own business as she lathers her jugs. Sue's the mean looking one with a massive set of cans. And Linda's the one who shows all three B's looking shy and nervous. She's into dudes, like the American soldier she bangs in the hotel room, not European prison chicks. Grab the nearest cum rag Comrade. You'll beat your meat to Red Heat.