Rachel Dratch Sexy

A few years ago Slate magazine posited the dumb question: “Is Rachel Dratch Too Ugly for Hollywood?” It’s safe to assume that the fav publication of hipsters everywhere was waxing rhetorically about the pretty comedian/actress, right? Well, knowing they would publish that kind of dretch, one can’t be too sure. Here at Mr. Skin, we think Rachel is the ideal combination of sexiness and attractiveness, not to mention that she’s so damn funny! Born in Lexington, Rachel conquered Hollywood after performing at The Second City for years, culminating when she was hired at SNL in 1999. During her downtime from her much-deserved longtime career as a not ready for primetime player, the cute comedian classed up the terrible films The Hebrew Hammer (2003), Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003), Click (2006), and My Life in Ruins (2009). Though Rachel has no trouble bringing the funny, something that can be seen clearly with her recurring spots on the television series 30 Rock, she’s been shy about showing skin. No thanks to the Slate-minded masses. So far all we’ve got to enjoy is some eyefuls of cleavage from the sexy babe, most notably during her appearance in the pilot episode of the 2015 Amazon series Salem Rogers when she gets into an argument with an underwear clad Leslie Bibb. These days Rachel is starring as Ms. Adams on NBC's Mr. Mayor but hasn't elected to bless us with another shot of her squishy bits, you know, her squeezed together tits. She's never done any nudity, but she certainly looks like she has a rack that will make any normal guy as hard as thirty rocks of slate!