Patty Caton batted a thousand for flashing Skinage in her on-screen performances. Typically, this would be quite impressive and indeed it is, although the fact that she only managed to appear in one film, 1970’s Joe, detracts from her stats just a smidgen. The film, which was helmed by The Karate Kid director John G. Avildsen and featured the likes of Peter Boyle and a very young (and often nude) Susan Sarandon, is a cult classic nowadays but it didn’t exactly do all that spectacularly well at the Box Office right out of the gate. That’s probably why Patty’s career didn’t “take off like a prom dress…” At any rate, she made the most of her time on screen, adding the Skinful icing to Sarandon’s cake (And what a tasty cake that is…) with blonde haired, dark eyed Patty’s nice full-frontal romp that includes a nice through-the-gams shot of her hoochie-coochie. She has some seriously tasty scooped zucchini style breasticles but that 1970s muffshish is hair-tastic! Open wide honey and say “Ah!”…here we come!