Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe (1999)

Pas de cafe, pas de tele, pas de sexe (1999), or No Coffee, No TV, No Sex, may sound like a horror film to many of you, but it's actually a drama about a man named Arno living in a small town in Geneva. His friend Maurizio comes to live with him because he obtained a residence permit by marrying a woman he's not in love with. Complications arise when he wants his real girlfriend (Alexandra Tiedemann) to come and live with them, but in order to do so, he asks Arno to marry her so that she will have the permit, but of course, Arno ends up falling in love with her.  Alexandra Tiedemann proves to be the kind of woman that at least two guys would be fawning over, as you can see from her terrific topless scenes. We get a look at Tiedemann's ta-tas as she showers with Arno, and then another great look as gets dressed with his help. No Coffee, No TV, No Sex may be the rules, but there's nothing in there about the internet or yanking your crank!