Les 1001 nuits (1990)

The titillating and magical adventures of the "One Thousand and One Nights" tale has been leaving dreamy-eyed, adolescent men beguiled and boner-popped since the tales of erotic exploration first appeared in print many, many years ago. But only one iteration of the story can lay claim to being not just the film debut, but the skin debut of a very young Catherine Zeta Jones. That's right, lads, that version of the story that introduced the world to Aladdin is Les 1001 nuits (1990). The story is a simple one. The King (Thierry Lhermitte) likes to marry a new woman every day, but execute them after he's conjugated the marriage. That's a super wasteful thing to do with so many fine pieces of ass that his hands would be more than happy to get handed down, but whatever. It's his thing. Catherine Zeta-Jones is Scheherazade, his newest young wife who doesn't want to end up dead. So instead of letting him jump her bones, she tells him a new story every day but always ends on a cliffhanger, so he'll come back for more stories instead of trying to bang her. But coming up with a new story a night is a pretty tough task, so soon enough she's enlisting the help of Aladdin (Stephane Freiss) to track down a genie lamp and get her out of this predicament, before the King's dick gets sick of the tales and wants some tail! This French-Italian adaptation was largely forgotten, except for it being the first time the world was introduced to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Yes, filmgoers sprung their first Zeta-Joner seeing her T&A as she parachuted naked onto Sinbad's (Vittorio Gassman) ship. We'll also get to see those tremendous tatas as she does a topless dance for the king, flashes her buns when her dress comes undone, and even sports a comically small bikini made out of shells. No story is good enough to keep Mr. Skin from spending the night with her! You'll bust 1001 nuts to Catherine's body in Les 1001 nuits!