… Plus 2008’s Top 10 TV Nude Scenes!
In so many ways, 2008 will be remembered as a moment when history was made.
By this, of course, Mr Skin means that the year brought big-screen nude debuts from The O.C.’s Mischa Barton, Australian pop figure Sophie Monk, and Popular star Carly Pope.
In addition, 2008 also provided us with Heather Graham’s first doggie-style sex scene, Maria Bello in bondage, Neve Campbell naked in public, awesome ass from Anna Faris and Amy Adams, knockout nudecomer work from Laura Ramsey and Jess Weixler, and XXX goddess Jenna Jameson bringing all three B’s to an R-rated movie.
And then the boob tube lived up to its nickname via T&A-fueled TV series such as True Blood, The L Word, Crash, Californication, and Entourage.
Did anything else of note go down in 2008? It doesn’t matter—not when it’s time to count down the top 20 movie nude scenes and top 10 TV moments featuring celebrity nudity of 2008.
And that time is now!
Title:Closing the Ring
Release Date: August 1, 2008
Mischa Barton not only goes topless 26 minutes into this World War II drama, but at the 34-minute mark, the O.C. hottie bares T&A. Mischa’s nude scenes are luscious, lengthy and brightly lit, so they’re guaranteed to turn you into a Barton fink!
2. Sophie Monk
Title: Sex and Death 101
Release Date: February 22, 2008
Sex and Death 101 would be nudesworthy just for the first-time intentional toplessness of Winona Ryder. But Australian chanteuse Sophie Monk steals the show by brilliantly baring boobs and butt in a bathroom. You’ll be flush with arousal.
Title: Adrift in Manhattan
Release Date: January 22, 2008
Over the past few years, golden girl Heather Graham has come to be one of our most reliably in-the-raw show-business figures. Adrift in Manhattan is rear-markable for the best look ever at Heather’s heinie, in a doggie-style sex scene that can only be described as ass-tonishing.
4. Asia Argento
Title: The Last Mistress
Release Date: June 27, 2008
Goth goddess Asia Argento continues to T&Amaze. Every time we think this Italian kink diva has gone as far as she can, Asia astounds anew. Case in point(s): her post-pregnancy boobs, fluffy muff, and sweet seat in a powerful pole-riding performance in The Last Mistress.
Title: I Really Hate My Job
Release Date: May 6, 2008
You’ll really love Neve Campbell’s modern take on Lady-Godiva-like public protest in I Really Hate My Job. As a put-upon waitress, Neve strips nude in a crowded restaurant, serving up her taut butt and topless Campbell’s soup cans (complete with adorably inverted nipples).
6. Anna Faris
Title: The House Bunny
Release Date: August 22, 2008
Funny and foxy go hand-in-gland in the case of Anna Faris, who broke through to A-list stardom this year by baring her stellar A in the hit Playboy farce The House Bunny.
7. Amy Smart
Release Date: August 15, 2008
In the fright flick Mirrors, bubbly blonde Amy Smart does the brainy thing by baring her sumptuously built body during a dip in the tub. Amy’s so sexy, it Smarts!
8. Mena Suvari
Release Date: May 30, 2008
Director Stuart Gordon’s black comedy Stuck takes a delectably light (and hot) turn when star Mena Suvari bares titlets and tail for the skinterracial love scene of the year. Stuck will make you sticky.
Release Date: August 8, 2008
The academic drama Elegy casts Ben Kingsley as a university professor and Spanish siren Penélope Cruz as his student. Fortunately his academic research includes an intense study of Penélope’s naked breasts.
10. Angelina Jolie
Release Date: June 27, 2008
The World’s Sexiest Woman flaunts The World’s Most Sought-After Seat Meat, turning the action bash Wanted into a shoot-’em-up of another, more personal kind.
11. Laura Ramsey
Title: The Ruins
Release Date: April 4, 2008
The horror hit The Ruins tracks a group of doomed hikers who make their way to cursed Mayan ruins. Laura Ramsey will raise more than just your hair when she changes clothes and shows off her own Great Pyramids.
12. Jessica Morris
Title: Role Models
Release Date: November 7, 2008
On TV, Jessica Morris costarred on the soap opera One Life to Live. In the raunchy Paul Rudd/Seann William Scott comedy Role Models, Jessica’s got two boobs to give, and we’ll take them!
13. Willa Ford
Release Date: April 15, 2008
Flaxen vixen Willa Ford transforms from former MTV pop tart to erotic-thriller ingénue in Impulse. As a sexual adventurer, Willa bares both her headlights and rear bumper. Have you driven a Ford lately?
14. Carly Pope
Nude: Young People Fucking
Release Date: August 29, 2008
Any film titled Young People Fucking better deliver on just that, so it’s a pleasure to report that this indie comedy comes across . . . in the best sense of the term. There’s standout nakedness from Diora Baird, Sonja Bennett, and Natalie Lisinska, but the best in-the-buff scene belongs to deliciously bitsy-boobied Carly Pope, of the cult TV series Popular, who is Fucking hot!
15. Jenna Jameson
Title: Zombie Strippers
Release Date: April 18, 2008
Seeing porn phenomenon Jenna Jameson nude, gorgeous as she always is, may seem like no big novelty at this point, but to see a back-burger shot of her vaginal lips and anus in an uproarious splatter-fest is a whole new skin-sation.
16. Jess Weixler
Release Date: January 18, 2008
In the acclaimed horror satire Teeth, nudecomer Jess Weixler balances her penis-eating vagina with a pair of naked breasts so pert and inviting that they make the dangerous trip below seem worth the risk.
17. Moran Atias
Title: Mother of Tears
Release Date: June 6, 2008
Fright maestro Dario Argento directs his daughter Asia Argento nude for the fourth time in this apocalyptic witch saga. But it’s Israeli eyeful Moran Atias, in the title role, who supplies the movie’s Mother of All of Nude Scenes.
18. Vera Farmiga
19. Maria Bello
20. Amy Adams
Title: Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day
Release Date: March 7, 2008
Academy Award nominee Amy Adams elevates this stuffy chick flick to stiffy material by flashing her bottomless panty apples. Will Amy’s Golden Globes be next?
BOOB TUBE BONUS!
... Mr Skin’s Top Ten TV Nude Scenes of 2008
1. Lizzy Caplan
Show: True Blood (HBO)
The vampire drama True Blood burst out of the coffin teat-first, with nakedness from bosomy Danielle Sapia in its debut episode. But it was nudecomer Lizzy Caplan, who repeatedly bared herself for the show’s bloodsuckers, who truly got us singing, “Fangs for the mammaries!”
3. Anna Paquin
Show: True Blood (HBO)
However else the Southern undead saga True Blood may be innovative, it will live forever as the vehicle in which all-grown-up (and out) child star Anna Paquin finally bared her adult love pillows.
4. Arlene Tur
Show: Crash (Starz)
With its small-screen adaptation of the Best Picture Oscar winner Crash, the Starz network got into the original drama game. And with buoyant-tittled Arlene Tur baring her bouncers in the first episode, Crash made a brilliant opening move.
Show: Entourage (HBO)
HBO’s regular-dudes-do-La-La-land comedy Entourage is already a classic. That the show continues to amaze with its array of hotties showing off their naked Hollywood hills is testament to its enduring quality. Just dig porn vixen Jenaveve Jolie in bed with Bow Wow. Then go tug it out, bitch.
Show: Brotherhood (Showtime)
Amid Showtime’s deluge of tip-top original programming, Brotherhood can occasionally get lost in the shuffle. This year, curvaceous Caprice Benedetti’s tasty T&A made the show stand out—and it’ll make you stand out too.
Show: Crash (Starz)
Dusky-hued, D-cupped, afro-disical hottie Hayley Marie Norman first made culture go pop as one of the suitcase models on NBC’s game show Deal or No Deal. On Crash, Hayley opened a lot more than just her case, revealing a treasure chest more valuable than any dollar amount.
Show: Manchild (Showtime)
Showtime seemed to sneak its one-shot pilot Manchild onto the air in November. With a rack revelation from fashion legend Lauren Hutton and stacked skinny-dipper Cerina Vincent displaying her stiff-nippled flotation devices, Mr Skin caught the show—and shares it with you now.
Show: The L Word (Showtime)
Buxom blonde ultra-femme Alicia Leigh Willis went from General Hospital to the lesbian hospitality of sexy butch Katherine Moennig on that long-standing wellspring of all things Sapphic and fantastic, The L Word. Don’t miss another L Word episode where this combustive couple adds Elizabeth Keener for a threeway!
10. Carla Gallo
Show: Californication (Showtime)
As Darrel-Hammond-playing-Bill-Clinton on Saturday Night Live said of the David Duchovny series Californication: “The sex scenes on that show are so good, that guy had to go to rehab!” You’ll feel a similar urge to overindulge when Carla Gallo opens her robe on a porn set and puffs up her perfectly perky nerps.