Behaving Badly (2014)

The comedic sex romp Behaving Badly (2014) follows the sex-obsessed, socially awkward high schooler Rick Stevens (Nat Wolff) as he goes out of league by setting his horn dog sights on Nina (Selena Gomez), the most popular chick in his high school. Of course, Rick doesn’t stand a chance with Nina, especially when he must contend with her crazy ex-boyfriend Kevin (Austin Stowell), his suicidal mother Lucy (Mary-Louise Parker), his philandering father Joseph (Cart Elwes), and his best bud’s (Lachlan Buchanan) oversexed, cleavage-happy mother Pamela (Elizabeth Shue). Okay, Mr. Skin can come up with a pretty easy solution to the last one, but the other people are a legitimate problem. To make matters worse, Rick and Nina are quite the opposites: he is a degenerate, and she is borderline saintly. But this notable difference in personalities isn’t going to stop Rick from going after his dream girl, especially considering he has a $1,000 wager with his mob-connected classmate (Nate Hartley) that says he can lay the wood with Nina by Arbor Day. Is Rick going to pull this off and get to pull Nina's clothes off or is he about to be out of a grand and stuck with his dick in his hand? It looks like horniness runs in the family, because Rick’s lil’ sis Kristen (Ashley Rickards) is a star dancer at the local strip club, but her star burns out when she just bares cleavage. Granted, it's incredible cleavage as she wears a pink pushup bra that makes it impossible for a man to keep it down, but it's still just cleavage when we were hoping for beavage. Instead, it’s Karrie McClaine that heats up the club with her rack-baring performance as a topless stripper. Oh behave! Also, Mercy Malick also serves up some right boobage during an awkwardly sexy scene that sees her taking her top off and forcing a dude to blow his load super early. But what really blows is that some of the women that have been such steady skin performers for us over the years kept their clothes on in this one. Heather Graham didn't go beyond a low-cut blouse despite taking her top off in so many other flicks. Usually a shoo-in for skin, Elisabeth Shue jiggled her jugs as a cougar with huge cans that she keeps locked behind a tight top, and while she always fulfilled our needs on Weeds, Mary Louise Parker doesn't show tit beyond wearing a sexy corset. In our world, those actresses were Behaving Badly!