You get what you expect from Bare (2000), the darkly erotic Maria Theodorakis’s nude debut. The only critique the hairy palms at Skin Central have is that she could have bared more. Still, a les-be-T&A scene with Madeline Swain is a boon, if the cut to a man-man shower is a bust. Maria continues her nude streak with Walking on Water (2002). May the miracle of nudity never end.