Loretta Stern was the singer in the German pop band Squeezer, and Mr. Skin can’t think of anything he’d rather do than squeeze Loretta. (OK, maybe something.) The comely brunette got into acting, and though she uses a body double on the boob-tube series SOKO Leipzig, those are her boobs in Balko. And though it’s a bit blurry, Loretta gets naked in the big-screen comedy Goldene Zeiten (2006). Squeezable, indeed.