Balko (1995-2004)

Balko was a German television series that ran from the late 90s to the early 2000s, chronicling the exploits of a pair of policeman: the laid back and easygoing Balko and the buttoned down but uptight Klaus Krapp (not making that up). These two differ in virtually every aspect of their life: Balko is a hit with the ladies and "Krappi" constantly strikes out! Balko lives the swinging bachelor life and "Krappi" lives with his mother. But they always manage to solve the crimes, which is all that matters in the end. Actually, all that really matters is whether or not there's any nudity, and you're in luck, as this is a European television show! Lovely Loretta Stern takes a lengthy shower that lets us leer at her luscious lobbers! Loretta appeared on the famous 2001 episode "Ein Bulle I'm Frauenknast," and was considerate enough to doff her top and let those love muffins fly! Balko is like steroids for your schlong!