London (2005)

Does it make sense for Americans to make a movie called London (2005)? It does when the title refers to a character, not the city in England. The action kicks in when Syd (Chris Evans) learns his ex-flame London (Jessica Biel) is moving to California. After having a fit, Syd decides to crash London’s going-away party. Once there, he and his pals Bateman (Jason Statham) and Rebecca (Isla Fisher) wind up having their own get-together, doing coke in the bathroom. Soon, fellow partiers Maya (Kelli Garner) and Mallory (Joy Bryant) join them. The movie also includes Casey LaBow as a sexy dominatrix, Dane Cook as George, Kat Dennings as Lilly, Louis C.K. as a therapist, and Nicole Andrews as naughty Nurse Stacey. Eventually, Syd moves out of the bathroom to approach London, who agrees to talk with him at another location. One thing leads to another and the next thing you know London and Syd are making out in his car. If that’s not promising enough, she invites him back to her place where they make love. Considering how gorgeous she is, it’s no surprise Syd only has eyes (and another part of his anatomy) for London. Mr. Skin feels the same — especially after seeing Ms. Biel reveal her bare back in bed. When she gets up to go, we are treated to a view of Vanessa Motta’s nude booty. Yes, Jess has a body double for her butt. How cheeky! See London, forget France, at least you’ll see Jessica’s underpants!