Loft (2010)

In between Erik Van Looy’s Belgian crime flick Loft (2008) and his English-language remake The Loft (2014), Antoinette Beumer directed a Dutch version called Loft (2010). Like the other films, this motion picture follows five dissatisfied husbands: Bart Fenneker (Fedja van Huêt), Matthias Stevens (Barry Atsma), Willem van Eijk (Jeroen van Koningsbrugge), Robert Hartman (Gijs Naber), and Tom Fenneker (Marwan Kenzari). Yet instead of complaining about their sexless wives, these secretive spouses pull their cash together to rent a loft where they can have extramarital affairs. But when the dead body of a young woman pops up, the randy roomies turn against each other as they try to ferret out the killer among themselves. Speaking of killers, the bare breasts on Linda Fenneker (Charlie Chan Dagelet) will have you shooting some of your sperm. Similarly, the rack and rump on Sarah Lunter (Sallie Harmsen) will raise more than just your rent. Plus, it goes without saying that pursuing the Loft lady’s bush is a lofty pursuit! The movie also includes Carolien Spoor, Hadewych Minis, Kim van Kooten, Lies Visschedijk, and Anna Drijver’s fabulous flesh! As Ann Marai, the babe shows off her hoots and glutes during the pic’s opening credits sex-a-thon. If that’s not arousing enough, we later get to see Ms. Marai’s naked T&A when her character gets banged on surveillance footage. Even though all of these skintastic actresses are speaking dutch, their universal sex appeal needs no translation. In fact, we bet this Netherlands thriller will thrill your nether regions!