Little Bitches (2018)

It's not a hip update of the Louisa May Alcott classic, but it may give you a massive boner! Yes, the edgy coming of age comedy Little Bitches (2018) follows a group of freshman friends who decide to open their college acceptance letters together when they become seniors. But in the years since, while Annie (Jennette McCurdy) and Marisa (Kiersey Clemons) remain close buds, Kelly (Virginia Gardner) had a glow up, got super popular, and doesn't seem to care very much about the old pact. But promises are promises, so the two girls decide to track down their former friend to do what they always said they would. The problem is, she's at the big end of the year party they weren't invited to, and when they do track her down, she has a very different take on why she stopped hanging out with the other two. One of the Little Bitches is also a smokin' hot bitch, which she proves when she tries on outfits in a funky montage that lets us see her perky booty. Yes, the purdy Jennette McCurdy should definitely try on more underwear because we love the way her ass fills them out! She also plays a bit with her bra covered boobs as she tries to see how busty a few fits make her look. Unfortunately, other than a sex tape or something like that, we won't see any more than those tight buns or her perky pair. See, this was Jennette's last acting role before she called it quits, and wrote a bestselling memoir about how bad her life as a child actress really was. Life as a child star is a bitch, but we'd love to see her come back and do more adult stuff. After all, all these little bitches have us big in the britches!