Lisa Ray is a Canadian of Indian and Polish descent. Add your own joke here. But Mr. Skin hasn’t come to parody Lisa, rather to jerk off to the Bollywood star. That, sadly, is rather a difficult thing to do. No, the mechanics are well oiled and properly functioning. It’s just that Bollywood isn’t known for its skin. The best look at this exotic beauty’s breasts is in a bikini in the comedy romance Ball & Chain (2004). It’s hot, but you’ll still have blue balls trying to jerk your chain to this.