Picture Lauren Maher as a redhead with too much blush and a wicked slap, and you’ll probably do an “Ohhhhh,” now realizing she’s the saucy siren Scarlett in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, including The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Dead Man’s Chest (2006), and At World’s End (2007), all opposite Johnny Depp, who is the recipient of that slap as Captain Jack Sparrow. Despite there being plenty of treasure chests in the flicks, they were all Disney-produced, with nothing more than PG-13 ratings. For the real booty, you’ll have to check out Lauren as Cass in the movie Girl Play (2004), with Mink Stole, Dom DeLuise, and even a cameo appearance by singer Sara Bareilles. In her natural brunette state, we’re treated to a nice, long scene of skintillating proportion, with Lauren and her gal pal getting it on and turning it up with some gyrating boob-on-boob action. The Boynton Beach, Florida, native not only has a degree in theatre arts from Marymount Manhattan College in New York, but studied theatre in London at Richmond College, which meant she had something to chat about with Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom on the Pirates movies—just a little fun fact Mr. Skin wanted to throw in there. Oh, and if you’ve spent the better part of a decade or so trying to figure out who’s the digitalized shadow chick in Radiohead’s music video for “House of Cards,” that would be Lauren, too, helping the band rack up over 46 million views.