Kordula Kohlschmitt made her debut in a made-for-TV movie called Hand in Hand (2001), which explains at least half of our technique in watching movies with this hottie in them. Our hand was in something hard when she appeared in her next professional credit, a short film called Pauvre Diable (2006). In just nine minutes, we get Kordula’s boobs and even a lesbian scene. Also, in nine minutes, we can jerk off a dozen times. How much is that a minute? Don’t ask. We aren’t mathematicians. We’re masturbators, and thanks to gals like Kordula, our palms will forever be hairy.