Ilona Staller Nude

A carpetbagger and a carpet muncher, Ilona "Cicciolina" Staller is the only woman in history to get elected to the legislature of a country other than her own while having also been paid to eat muff and slob knob on film. The Hungarian-born dark-rooted blonde was elected along with her big boobs and scandalous reputation to the Italian parliament during a slow news period of the 1980s. Her most memorable act while in office was offering to have sex with Saddam Hussein in exchange for peace in the Gulf region after Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990. Although she lost her seat in 1991, Ilona continued to offer her seat meat to tyrants, again to Saddam Hussein during the lead up to the Iraq War in 2002 and to Osama bin Laden in 2006. We've never wanted to be a terrorist so bad! Before getting deep into parliament and porn, Ilona plowed her way through tons of mainstream skin flicks, such as La supplente (AKA Substitute Teacher) (1975), L'Ingenua (1975), Yellow Emanuelle (1976), Voglia di donna (AKA Desire of a Woman) (1978), and Senza buccia (AKA Skin Deep) (1979). In 1986 Ilona starred in a porno with Ron Jeremy and John Holmes shortly before the latter's death, and in 1994 she played Miss Tina Show in her last mainstream project: the Ned Beatty sci-fi flick Replikator. Although she's in her 40s in this film, Ilona's figure is still fantastic; she shows all three Bs while getting into a bath. We don't know whether her anatomical or legislative body is more impressive.