Heterônimo (2016)

In the literary sense of the word, a heteronym is basically a pen-name, stage name, or an alias, like how Benjamin Franklin used to write political criticisms of his opponents as an old woman in the newspapers in Philadelphia way back when.  With this short film out of Brazil, your guess is as good as ours as the definition of Heterônimo (2016) in Vitor Medeiros' mind when he brings a foxy mermaid(?) to life to meet her prince charming, masturbating vigorously along the way!  Or so we think?  Our Portuguese is god awful, so just watch it!  Either way you splice the zig zagged plot lines and the twists and turns, this 25 minute long movie makes the absolute most of the casting of the Brazilian babe Bruna Trindade as the lead character.  Bruna gives us a topless swim in a pool with a fake mermaid tail on, that'll take your breath away, quite literally because it looks like she's about to drown under the clear plastic tarp when she comes up for air.  Bruna follows that up with a full frontal selfie in the bathroom before giving herself a legit looking "three knuckle shuffle" on the toilet, before using her phone to finish the job.  There is no denying that she is for real from Brazil after seeing that A+ landing strip and bubble butt on full display for a masturbation scene for the ages!  Lastly Bruna lets an older lady go down on her in her bedroom for a brief shining moment of lesbian passion that'll help you finish the job.