Helen Nima, where have you been? Only two screen credits and we’re missing you and your beauty. Our masturbatory habits haven’t been the same since you left us. Give a guy a break, huh? This penis won’t erect itself! We first caught a whiff of your feminine charms in the Thailand-produced drama Feathers of Passion (2003), the story of a high-class brothel. If that wasn’t tease enough, then you came out in your second and final feature, The Sin (2004), about a guy who returns home and finds you on a beach, naked natch, and then proceeds to fuck the tits out of your shirt. And what a pair they are! Please come back so we can come again!