Heather Jane MacDonald Nude

Old MacDonald may have had a farm, but Heather Jane MacDonald has some funbags, e-i-e-i-whoa! Born on June 14, 1970, in San Fernando Valley, California, to a family of real estate agents, Heather attended the University of Southern California, where she was a member of the Gamma Phi Beta sorority. After graduation, Heather started taking improvisational theater and sketch comedy classes at The Groundlings. During that time, Heather also became a licensed realtor like mommy and daddy, but thanks to Heather's hot bod, Hollywood called and Heather just had to answer. Heather began her rack-ting career on a 1989 episode of the Vietnam drama China Beach. That same year, she appeared in the made-for-TV thriller Season of Fear and the cult horror series Freddy’s Nightmares. But it was her role in the teen sex comedy Zapped Again! (1990) — which follows a lucky high school boy who gets telekinetic powers — that put Heather on the Mr. Skin star map. Her bare rack sports aereolas the size of pancakes and nips as pointy as pins. Sadly, that's the only time that Heather has blessed us with a view of her boobage. It's also the last time that Heather appeared onscreen, at least as far as we can tell. Since then, Heather has been writing memoirs, including You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up and My Inappropriate Life (Some Stories Not Suitable for Nuns, Children, or Mature Adults). No matter what she's doing, Ms. MacDonald will super-size you!