Harlots (2017-2019)

The Hulu Original Series Harlots debuted in the early spring of 2017 and became a skinstant classic for us here at Mr. Skin! Samantha Morton stars as Margaret Wells, a former sex worker turned brothel owner and mother just trying to make it in 18th century London. Margaret knows that if she wants to hit it big, she's gotta move her biz to Soho, where the rich people are. The problem is, that would put her in direct competition with her former boss, Lydia Quigley (Lesley Manville). But Margaret has a dick pleasing trick up her wizard sleeve: her collection of hot daughters including the sorta shy blonde Lucy (Eloise Smyth) and her quick witted and perky titted oldest daughter Charlotte (Jessica Brown Findlay). But Lydia's not willing to step aside and let the new blood take over, so she's determined to take out the competition. Those new ultra-religious psychos trying to shut down all the brothels just might be useful, after all. Hey, all's fair in love and war and sex you have to pay for! We got cleavage galore in the debut episode, particularly from The Walking Dead's Samantha Morton, but she's not the only A-lister in the cast. Liv Tyler has a lesbian makeout session with Jessica Brown Findlay also, but since this is a show about sex work, don't worry, plenty of ladies show the real thing. We doubt 18th century hookers were the lookers this show makes them out to be, but we're not complaining. Harlots had us hard, lots! When? How about when Jordon Stevens and Rosalind Eleazar share a lesbian kiss? Or when the lovely Eloise looks amazing riding a dude, even if we only see her bare back while she's riding bareback. Jessica Brown Findlay gets laid all the time, but only flashes her cans while under a puffy shirted fella. Kirsty Curtis flashes ass, but the real star of the showing so far has been Holli Dempsey. She plays the always in demand big boobed blonde, Emily Lacey, who switches sides from one brothel to the other. After seeing her ass as she rides a dude, and her giant jugs lying out in the open as she sleeps, it's no wonder she has so much job flexibility. The plot might be good, but we watch Harlots for all the tits!