We'd love to blow our load all over Haley Strode! Born June 23, 1984 in Owensboro, Kentucky, she grew up on her family's fourth generation farm along the Ohio River in Stanley. The image of Haley wearing nothing but overalls while sitting on a stool and squeezing a cow's udders for milk brings a smile to our faces and a stiffening to our dongs. She studied at Ole Miss and nabbed a Bachelor's in theatre while performing in plays like The Importance of Being Earnest and A Streetcar Named Desire. The 5'7 Haley has since taken her sexy bod to Hollywood, appearing in television shows and films like Lewis Black's The Root of All Evil, Mind of Menica, CSI: NY, Castle, Vegas and Gangster Squad (2013). She also shows up in a 2019 episode of the TV Series Lethal Weapon as Julie, and in The Astronauts Wives Club, where she'll launch your fleshy rocket in a 1960's era two-piece featuring high-waist bottoms by the swimming pool in episode four.
