Goodnight Mommy (2014)

The Austrian horror film Goodnight Mommy (2014) took the horror community by storm, and was the Austrian entry for “Best Foreign Picture” at the Academy Awards. It failed to get the nomination, but it did not fail in scaring the pants off those who watched it, and scaring the pants off of its star, Susanne Wuest. Playing the titular Mommy, Wuest’s performance is also tit-acular! After Susanne returns home from cosmetic facial surgery, her face is covered in white bandages. Her twin boys slowly but surely begin to worry that the bandaged woman in their home is not their mother at all, but some sort of sinister imposter. This leads to the young boys getting several eyefuls of sneaky peaks, and taking the audience along for the ride. Examining herself in the mirror, Susanne exposes both of her Wuest teets, before lifting up her dress to show off her panties. Soon after, this malicious mommy is seen in her underwear wandering off into the woods. There’ll be nothing but wood onscreen, and in your pants, as Wuest drops her top, exposing her best breast. Her beautiful buns come quickly after as she lets her panties fall to the ground. A slow burn, Goodnight Mommy is the type of film that starts at zero, and stretches the tension so slowly and for so long, it’ll keep you on the edge of your seater, with your hands on your peter.