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Freeway 2

Freeway 2 (1999)

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Fresh off Freeway (1996), a modern retelling of the “Little Red Riding Hood” story starring Reese Witherspoon and Brooke Shields, filmmaker Matthew Bright further develops his interest in adults-only children’s tales with Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby (1999). Modeled after “Hansel and Gretel,” the R rated flick features Natasha Lyonne as Crystal “White Girl” Van Meter, an armed bandit who manages to finagle an escape from jail with the aid of her necrophiliac, serial killer cellmate Angela “Cyclona” Garcia (María Celedonia). The bad girls follow a depraved breadcrumb trail of sex and violence until a transgendered nun named Sister Gomez (Vincent Gallo) decides to teach them a lesson or two. Though they’re more often than not completely blood splattered, Ms. Lyonne and Ms. Celedonia also flash their fabulous flesh. When in bed together, Cyclona reveals her same-sex interest in Crystal along with her right breast — as if there’s such a thing as an incorrect breast. Suffice it to say, when it comes to Sapphic action, lez is more for this dyke-namic duo! The crime comedy also includes April Telek, David Alan Grier, Jenn Griffin, John Landis, and the full frontal nudity on Chera Bailey! When the voluptuous brunette touts her tattooed tummy, ravishing rack, shapely gams, tramp-stamped back, bubble butt, and trimmed bush in the shower, you’ll be the one reaching for a towel. She may be missing part of her arm, but chances are you’ll be sporting a third leg to ensure this fairy tale has a happy ending!